remember i said you're way stronger than you think you are?
this is why.
you won't run to the back of the house to look at the ground through your knees.
nope.
it always has been there, through it all... but i ain't gonna do anything about it now man.
customers always ask for tomato or chilli or both
but honestly i hate tomato like crazy.
it's gross
that's why i bring both the chilli and tomato sauces when you ask for tomato
you ask for chilli, i'd bring you two bottles of chilli but i'm scared of the peppermint msian
Monday, February 23, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Saturday, February 14, 2009
TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
What you do when you have 2 cows :
You have two cows.
You sell one and bought a baby bull.
Nurse and feed it well;
They mate, your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You invest & kept the gains into the country reserve,
You sell them and everyone retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You mortgage both of them to the bank & obtain investment for two more cows,
Then re-mortgage the investment the four cows for eight cows and continue to
do likewise,
The financial market was flooding with mortgages & investments in cow's
assets,
No one knows where & who owned the original 2 cow's ...... ?
Then these 2 original cows grew old & eventually died,
You are surprised when there's No Asset to back up the mortgage or repay the
loan ???
Finally, You ask the govt to bail out the collapse financial cow's market !
A FRENCH CORPORATION!
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them
World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk
themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch..
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them..
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now
want RM1.20.
The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk that comes
from recycled cows or the cow urine instead.
Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.
And last but not least,
A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
One "cow-peh" and one "cow-bu".
i don't understand some parts cos i dno my geography and worldnews very well.im a disgrace to my father. but just for laughs ;for intellectual friends.
Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
妻： 要吃晚餐嗎？
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
夫： 當然！我可以選擇嗎？
Wife : 'Yes or no.'
妻：要或不要。
that is so damn hilarious. maybe i shld try it on a hogbreaths customer one day.
i am reminded of a night whn laoshi asked me to organise a chinese gathering for us because we all passed chinese a's.(YAY =) i got merit for oral some more) then after dinner we went to her place and a few of us touched on the topic of 'arranged marriages'. yes freedom of choice and all that shit .but i see a lot of good that they can give
i saw two alternatives my future could take. either one, the cute auntie with cap, towel, long pants smiling and waving at the finish line. or the still v skinny, toned, sweaty, panting like crazy, look like crazy ,be second at the finish line. or ohya none. haha, i've decided no more expectations shld be made anymore lah. i keep disappointing myself sucks shit. macqueen wont take it for an ans but 'see how' .and laugh when i see myself at either option.
i just got mistaken for a 15year old. the photographer unskilled .whole day take marrying couples then never see kids dno how to gauge
What you do when you have 2 cows :
You have two cows.
You sell one and bought a baby bull.
Nurse and feed it well;
They mate, your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You invest & kept the gains into the country reserve,
You sell them and everyone retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You mortgage both of them to the bank & obtain investment for two more cows,
Then re-mortgage the investment the four cows for eight cows and continue to
do likewise,
The financial market was flooding with mortgages & investments in cow's
assets,
No one knows where & who owned the original 2 cow's ...... ?
Then these 2 original cows grew old & eventually died,
You are surprised when there's No Asset to back up the mortgage or repay the
loan ???
Finally, You ask the govt to bail out the collapse financial cow's market !
A FRENCH CORPORATION!
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them
World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk
themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch..
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them..
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now
want RM1.20.
The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk that comes
from recycled cows or the cow urine instead.
Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.
And last but not least,
A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
One "cow-peh" and one "cow-bu".
i don't understand some parts cos i dno my geography and worldnews very well.im a disgrace to my father. but just for laughs ;for intellectual friends.
ULTRA AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have 1000 cows, and decided that its too many. So you lay off 500 cows, and saved the company $10M. As a result, the company rewarded you with an additional S$12M in bonus for improving the company P&L.
my uncle added that in. xiao shu. hes a damn intelligent man.
fyi for regular visitors (hahahh), the previous post is confusing for yall.i'm talking about different people. in fact, most of my posts are jumping from a thought to another. every new paragraph is a new topic.sometimes . so don't bother to speculate anything. but you'll not get anything out of it. unless you know me well enough.(fyi as a gauge, janell doesn't know what i'm saying)
my uncle added that in. xiao shu. hes a damn intelligent man.
fyi for regular visitors (hahahh), the previous post is confusing for yall.i'm talking about different people. in fact, most of my posts are jumping from a thought to another. every new paragraph is a new topic.sometimes . so don't bother to speculate anything. but you'll not get anything out of it. unless you know me well enough.(fyi as a gauge, janell doesn't know what i'm saying)
Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
妻： 要吃晚餐嗎？
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
夫： 當然！我可以選擇嗎？
Wife : 'Yes or no.'
妻：要或不要。
that is so damn hilarious. maybe i shld try it on a hogbreaths customer one day.
i am reminded of a night whn laoshi asked me to organise a chinese gathering for us because we all passed chinese a's.(YAY =) i got merit for oral some more) then after dinner we went to her place and a few of us touched on the topic of 'arranged marriages'. yes freedom of choice and all that shit .but i see a lot of good that they can give
i saw two alternatives my future could take. either one, the cute auntie with cap, towel, long pants smiling and waving at the finish line. or the still v skinny, toned, sweaty, panting like crazy, look like crazy ,be second at the finish line. or ohya none. haha, i've decided no more expectations shld be made anymore lah. i keep disappointing myself sucks shit. macqueen wont take it for an ans but 'see how' .and laugh when i see myself at either option.
i just got mistaken for a 15year old. the photographer unskilled .whole day take marrying couples then never see kids dno how to gauge
Monday, February 09, 2009
MOVIE ON WED. anybody???
today started out well. rachel and ryan were watching lion king when i woke up. then daddy was dno doing what.shitting and reading newspaper ? ma wasn't home as usual. jan was still sleeping. so idecided t brush my teeth and go down to join the two kids to watch. i woke jan up 'it's 9.45' and walked down, unchanged. janell asked ," aren't you going church? " "nope" "why (no question mark for this qn cos she was asking in a super fierce tone)" "i go watch lion king" ... "i think i will learn more stuff from lion king" then i brushed my teeth while watching so that i wldnt miss any more of the show. is it very bad to say this wtv i feel more satisfied today than other sundays.
ill nvr forget my many nights in sec, jc life when i slept at 2,3am... and jen telling me(when i was in sec3 and became a pit. prefect in trg ;) ) 'it's normal for us sec4s man. it's a daily routine since sec3.
i've a confession to make. i've nvr liked going to church in secondary school,.in sec4 it got kinda better cos at least i had janell for company. but by the end of the year, iwas back to sq one and i blocked and deleted a lot of church ppl's msn emails .
and i remember telling people to avoid me at certain points of the year many times. it feels like a point now.
(2007)
'and when i think abt it, i think i am studying too hard. but if i'm not trg, i got nth to do. so do what?study lor.'
'what's wrong
the night of swift race, i had a dream about my new class. 6u. it's nth like having monsters as my classmates or having monsters invade my classroom one day or having a monster as my teacher(hmm... ;p kidding). it was somewhat like reality. it was one bad thing after another...(i cant rmb e situations exactly so i'm just making this up->) my classmates were...horribly unreasonable.my teacher didnt like me from the start of his first lesson.i failed some test(hahaha i realise, it's quite normal to fail right =x).i was very disorientated ;had a whole pile of work to complete, running state was dissatisfying etc. what a nightmare!'
HA. it was shit terrorising.
i am damn embarrassed by my past.
today while planning out my future with clarissa and audrey, fizzydrey commented abt her friend being afraid to get married. then like OMGOMG 'me too! look, i'm 18yrs. i wna get married young so that's like.... ard 25? i 've left 6 years. i'm never getting married.' then clarissa ask me to think about getting a boyfriend first. ... :( sigh, I'm never getting married. audrey thinks our thinking is ridiculous. because it's audrey, the ever cute irresistible fizzydrey.dang, damn heart pain to think about these things. hahahah
RYAN'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING.8 march. i'm going to buy him a lot of hello panda. one fine day i got no breakfast so i took his hellopanda on the table. when he came home, he realised he had one missing hellopanda then i tried to scam him say i only saw two packets. then he was so adamant and looked so lost i felt bad i admitted to taking it. i apologised and asked if i could make it up by buying him another packet the next day. he smiled and said okay. it's times like this i think he's soooooooo sweet and lovable and all things nice. other times hes just a big idiot.
i feel like crying so badly now. eh jan ytd night i really meant what i asked. (when you see so many such long posts, i'm thinking a lot and coming to sad conclusions. i hate realising this trend hahahh) do i really think too much? is there really nothing wrong with us? sometimes when d exclaims, i dno why i married her , i get damn pissed off. i am so angry shes being such an ass esp now that hes making an effort. then it goes back to point one why the hell did you do it? so many times i feel like replying because you failed her first.
is there really a solution to this? dont tell me to pray. because it doesn't solve things. it just gives me hope. but i dont give a shit about hope now. i want a difference. i want to be normal. i want a normal family. i am self centered and want to be a stupid teenager. i want to throw tantrums. i want you to be present when i do. i want to get scolded. i want to get angry at you. i want you to see me get angry.
my dad is very proud of me. at almost every family gathering he calls me over puts his arm ard me and tell them 'this daughter of mine v guai. i scold her a lot of times but never once has she gone against me' then the rest will nod their head approving ly. i don't squirm because i feel shy about him praising me like that, it aint true. if given the chance, more often than not i want to shout back so badly but i can't.
i'm only eighteen years old. met many people in my life. before then, i never thought i'd meet someone with wtv id like of a ...partner or .(don't ask me what) i'd accepted that i'd have to settle for some random guy and grow to like him. but i have leh .so i'm rather happy ive met someone who showed me otherwise.... heng ah
have you been in such a situation whereby you respect and admire a man because he is good, really good. he is responsible, respectful, nice, smart, hardworking...good man. but you hate him for something he did. because i am in such a situation. i really detest him for what he has done i dno if it shows through my tone .yet at the same time i really like him because you don't find such honest ,good men around. but i hate him.
i'm gonna handle it by avoiding him. i'll make this 14th an exception. because i made a stupid promise to her long ago.... but after the 14th, i'm gonna avoid you at all costs. yeah, bus fares and all. but hey, please don't get me wrong. i feel VERY lucky to have met you man... i really respect you so much. if i have known you by some other way, I'd really respond to you properly, i'd ask about your secondary sch and poly days were you juggled so much stuff and excelled in most of them. i'm really happy that you've made it thus far. yeah, if only i've known you by another way... you're someone id really look up to.
i've been listening to the same song over for the past 3hrs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeRP59WrKxw
i hate it when i type so much
today started out well. rachel and ryan were watching lion king when i woke up. then daddy was dno doing what.shitting and reading newspaper ? ma wasn't home as usual. jan was still sleeping. so idecided t brush my teeth and go down to join the two kids to watch. i woke jan up 'it's 9.45' and walked down, unchanged. janell asked ," aren't you going church? " "nope" "why (no question mark for this qn cos she was asking in a super fierce tone)" "i go watch lion king" ... "i think i will learn more stuff from lion king" then i brushed my teeth while watching so that i wldnt miss any more of the show. is it very bad to say this wtv i feel more satisfied today than other sundays.
ill nvr forget my many nights in sec, jc life when i slept at 2,3am... and jen telling me(when i was in sec3 and became a pit. prefect in trg ;) ) 'it's normal for us sec4s man. it's a daily routine since sec3.
i've a confession to make. i've nvr liked going to church in secondary school,.in sec4 it got kinda better cos at least i had janell for company. but by the end of the year, iwas back to sq one and i blocked and deleted a lot of church ppl's msn emails .
and i remember telling people to avoid me at certain points of the year many times. it feels like a point now.
(2007)
'and when i think abt it, i think i am studying too hard. but if i'm not trg, i got nth to do. so do what?study lor.'
'what's wrong
the night of swift race, i had a dream about my new class. 6u. it's nth like having monsters as my classmates or having monsters invade my classroom one day or having a monster as my teacher(hmm... ;p kidding). it was somewhat like reality. it was one bad thing after another...(i cant rmb e situations exactly so i'm just making this up->) my classmates were...horribly unreasonable.my teacher didnt like me from the start of his first lesson.i failed some test(hahaha i realise, it's quite normal to fail right =x).i was very disorientated ;had a whole pile of work to complete, running state was dissatisfying etc. what a nightmare!'
HA. it was shit terrorising.
i am damn embarrassed by my past.
today while planning out my future with clarissa and audrey, fizzydrey commented abt her friend being afraid to get married. then like OMGOMG 'me too! look, i'm 18yrs. i wna get married young so that's like.... ard 25? i 've left 6 years. i'm never getting married.' then clarissa ask me to think about getting a boyfriend first. ... :( sigh, I'm never getting married. audrey thinks our thinking is ridiculous. because it's audrey, the ever cute irresistible fizzydrey.dang, damn heart pain to think about these things. hahahah
RYAN'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING.8 march. i'm going to buy him a lot of hello panda. one fine day i got no breakfast so i took his hellopanda on the table. when he came home, he realised he had one missing hellopanda then i tried to scam him say i only saw two packets. then he was so adamant and looked so lost i felt bad i admitted to taking it. i apologised and asked if i could make it up by buying him another packet the next day. he smiled and said okay. it's times like this i think he's soooooooo sweet and lovable and all things nice. other times hes just a big idiot.
i feel like crying so badly now. eh jan ytd night i really meant what i asked. (when you see so many such long posts, i'm thinking a lot and coming to sad conclusions. i hate realising this trend hahahh) do i really think too much? is there really nothing wrong with us? sometimes when d exclaims, i dno why i married her , i get damn pissed off. i am so angry shes being such an ass esp now that hes making an effort. then it goes back to point one why the hell did you do it? so many times i feel like replying because you failed her first.
is there really a solution to this? dont tell me to pray. because it doesn't solve things. it just gives me hope. but i dont give a shit about hope now. i want a difference. i want to be normal. i want a normal family. i am self centered and want to be a stupid teenager. i want to throw tantrums. i want you to be present when i do. i want to get scolded. i want to get angry at you. i want you to see me get angry.
my dad is very proud of me. at almost every family gathering he calls me over puts his arm ard me and tell them 'this daughter of mine v guai. i scold her a lot of times but never once has she gone against me' then the rest will nod their head approving ly. i don't squirm because i feel shy about him praising me like that, it aint true. if given the chance, more often than not i want to shout back so badly but i can't.
i'm only eighteen years old. met many people in my life. before then, i never thought i'd meet someone with wtv id like of a ...partner or .(don't ask me what) i'd accepted that i'd have to settle for some random guy and grow to like him. but i have leh .so i'm rather happy ive met someone who showed me otherwise.... heng ah
have you been in such a situation whereby you respect and admire a man because he is good, really good. he is responsible, respectful, nice, smart, hardworking...good man. but you hate him for something he did. because i am in such a situation. i really detest him for what he has done i dno if it shows through my tone .yet at the same time i really like him because you don't find such honest ,good men around. but i hate him.
i'm gonna handle it by avoiding him. i'll make this 14th an exception. because i made a stupid promise to her long ago.... but after the 14th, i'm gonna avoid you at all costs. yeah, bus fares and all. but hey, please don't get me wrong. i feel VERY lucky to have met you man... i really respect you so much. if i have known you by some other way, I'd really respond to you properly, i'd ask about your secondary sch and poly days were you juggled so much stuff and excelled in most of them. i'm really happy that you've made it thus far. yeah, if only i've known you by another way... you're someone id really look up to.
i've been listening to the same song over for the past 3hrs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeRP59WrKxw
i hate it when i type so much
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