Things to Live by

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6. An excellent approach to housework is to sweep the room with a glance..
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13.Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides nice contrast to the real world.
25. It ain't the jeans that make your arse look fat.
26. If you had to identify in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and mental illness.
28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
29. You should not confuse your career with your life.
30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
31. Never lick a steak knife.
32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
35. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe we are good drivers.
36. Your friends love you anyway.

some are damn adfjaldkf hiliarious hahaha. my hands are getting random spasms from guitar geek hahh.

i told myself never to fall into it again anytime soon. i believed it will happen but no, now is not the time. i need to recover. but some idiot joker comes by and disrupt the balance i was struggling to achieve.
i rather copy a design 500 times than use computer to draw. like how i drew the excel sheet for duty roster last time than master the stupid microsoft excel
:(
i liek the start of al's noboundaries song

1 http://davidhorvitz.tumblr.com/

how can anyone be so random? (but now getting a bit repetitive unless he on pictures mood)

2does everyone really need a direction a life? what if ,maybe, certain people are made to float around . most have a certain path they are on, and these random floaters are there to ....................help line the path with flowers. or something like that. ???

3inevitable there will come a day they will think that he shld be hairless by now. he considering uni. he celebrating father's day.

4haiiiiiiiiiiiyah. youknow i read from somewhere that living in this world, we will form relationships and "i am very sure you know that with relationships, hurt is inevitable, disappointment ...." why then can't people just forget about rship . it's innate for us to be reminded of the sad more than the good anyway right. ?

lol k gp fail. it is human to need other humans to survive.

anw honestly i am damn scared of confrontation but i also hope oneday i will meet someone thati will listen to- take a inpenetratable shield and damn confront me abt life.

today feels like a go to the bridge day. whoo time for a run

conclusion

okay but valid qn here; is brooding about the past a self-pity activity or humane?

fang
likes
hannah
montanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

and joe jonas

but most of all, me! ME. tiffany tan.

today i helped two crescent girls with math. my first outside of school,church girlsschool friends.
omg. but damn uglily mental tired now. argh. like lose control of what i doing. like like after i run 12k kind of feeling . stop. i'm gna swar. (swar is new code worde for swear cos E is too far)

i .
must. watch my hannah montana soooooon.

hehheh i rmb lasttime someone asked me to plan outing and i spent close to 3 hrs trying to think of place to go .too free.

now i must go serve "moocha" (jap for green tea) , solve math as good as i can , study for stupid driving and -----

i must talk abt my beginner noob stage of waitressing:

-@hotmail.com says:
i dont take orders
-@hotmail.com says:
i serve tea, appetiser, clean table
-@hotmail.com says:
refill drinks
-@hotmail.com says:
sometimes v busy so they ask me to serve the main course
-@hotmail.com says:
then they say table number n " some stupid jap word "
-@hotmail.com says:
me : HUH? WTH?? *repeats the jap word damn weirdly*
-@hotmail.com says:
she say "some stupi jap word" again
-@hotmail.com says:
then i okok
-@hotmail.com says:
then go table and kuchani
-@hotmail.com says:
anyhow zam however i rmb my colleague told me the word lol
(and people actually knowledge what i say and repeat it after me. NICE. so proud of them)

i really hate learning all these jap words. sorry .... i hate learning jap. dklfjklasdfjaskdfjaklsdjfasdf

http://www.lyricsreg.com/lyrics/the+cab/That+70s+Song/ nice song but haiyah... bad lyrics. tsk tsk.

iamlegend, jamlegend.

today i became the champion of Rat Race after annabel left and janell at remedial. i attribute it to the school i was in 6 mths ago... (R--) whooo.

i saw my long end of the finger nail make a 90degrees bend. wah #*@()#!! it was painful. it was reflex to turn it back LOL so funny thinking abt it. whoa, i'm impressed at how strong my fingernails are. good healthy nails. good stuff.

first day of work tmr! please grant me patience..

i am done with bof. with absolution. no. more. korean.drama.

wah . i vomited the stuff ytd daaaaaamn sour. like acid like that. if acid tastes likethat. i could like visualise my throat the lining scrapped and bits of the skin dangling . here is a do you know moment

Did you know that when you vomit, tears and miucus are generated?

whywhy? like, make me cry until so liberally =/ wah but the sour taste is the ultimate. winner.

and ah. ryan is now 5. he acts damn big. but when i look at him from afar, he is actually very small.small sized. small little pixie. but he talk until v big. like he v big..... aiyoh.

i used to be able to run so much abt running

"i put on my cap of vice-captaincy."

21st june 2009. 4-6pm rj. thaddeus' 2nd anniversary memorial run.

followers of grace&norman, are you gng? msg me ah. thanks.
grace gave me my 1st task!i must do a good job, do her proud.

www.thaddeuscheong.blogspot.com

i foresee tonight to be a long night :( damn

if lying will get my ass out of this shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsZasAQJ06I

THSI IS THE SONG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.

(the one that sound like the highschoolmusicalraindance song)

"The miracle isn’t that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start.”

John Bingham, running speaker and writer

nice one.

anyway. the previous post is not about me liking a guy and he liking someone. these relationship stuff ...i dont talk about them so openly :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9coH3WGSkAU

SHIT. stop it. you know i was just thinking about how she might have been acting, feeling, thinking, speaking, msging and all before . how he went over to talk to her and tell her things will be okay. how hurt and confused she must have been feeling .

you know how painful it is to think about it? you know how hurting and disappointing it is? and how especially more so, demoralising it is? you have no idea. my insides ache like hell thinking abt it.
yet it is so difficult to pull your mind away from it .and then now another story.

damn.life doesn't end like this. troubles don't cease like that.

stop evading people's minds .go away bitch

it's so painful :( please stop it..