ryan is soooooo cute. note:cut the number of times i say that word to him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NslUYR4UpNE
frm a...a classmate.
London Times Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense
'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- why the early bird gets the worm;
- life isn't always fair;
- and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place...
Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass this on.
If not, join the majority and do nothing.'
quite cool style of writing. omgggggggggggg i need to read. RECOMMEND ME GOOD BOOKS.
a levels are over. and so i'm going back to do what i lived for for the past 6 years.but referring to the former sentence, (about it being over), i don't dare go back. after 3yrs i'm supposed to be very confident and go 'i did my best!' when asked....right?
but i had a dream about --- two nights ago. it was crazy ass #*()@# scary. maybe cos friend was talking ab0ut him to me just before i slept...whatever, it was still #*@()@ scary.
what the shiiiiiiiiiiiiit. how come i got no email about farewell :( xp i must disturb raina and danielle IF I'M INVITED about two years ago's 'we didnt manage to get a date when all of us could make it down' non existant farewell.
and I'm super free and getting poorer by the days. RECOMMEND ME GOOD JOBS (curlywurlyequalsign good money). i promise to be a very spirit lifting employee and hardworking and .okaythats enough.
jenna dewan is pretty.
i can say with pretty much confidence that for people, or rather certain of them like me, church friends will be the most stable ones and close to us. because we grow up together, we ( are kinda forced to) meet once a week, we talk about life concerning issues, we debate and disagree ( or agree) with each other on our views of certain stuff ...the environment setting is different lah. but i think the first two points are stronger than the rest.
to be hoenst i'm struggling to maintain like some sort of 'excitement' level kinda now and it's getting a bit tiring... but friend seems not to mind boring ness. do you??? :) ~.~ that's a zzz i'm starting to switch off cos i'm so ~~~ i'm scared something happens between us in future and we stop being friends .
as how grace puts it ,' mid life crisis' .
i'm gna die at 36 ....... hahahahha.grah
HHAHAA my sec1 hero. russell peters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxbrXD0kgrQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbeLGqvpQDw&feature=related ahhhh! hahahahhaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8PBF5h-9Qg&feature=related
which reminds me. according to my cousins, i destroyed the morale of a guy called christianchua at bday before his show. EMAIL TO APOLOGISE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7fNXeTZ6FQ&feature=related
you were there for me to bring me through a's ; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8phK_YIRNs
i am eighteen and i am done with school.