TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU ARE AN UNQUESTIONING CHRISTIAN (11-23-03)(stolen from the internet--author unknown)

10- You vigorously deny the existence of thousandsof gods claimed by other religions, but feeloutraged when someone denies the existence of your god.

9- You feel insulted and 'dehumanized' whenscientists say that people evolved from lesser lifeforms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claimthat we were created from dirt.

8- You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problembelieving in a Trinity god.

7- Your face turns purple when you hear of the'atrocities' attributed to Allah, but you don't evenflinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughteredall the babies of Egypt in 'Exodus' and ordered theelimination of entire ethnic groups in 'Joshua' --including women, children, and animals!

6- You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, andGreek claims about god sleeping with women, but youhave no problem believing that the Holy Spiritimpregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god whogot killed, came back to life and then ascended intothe sky.

5- You are willing to spend your life looking forlittle loop-holes in the scientifically establishedage of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you findnothing wrong with believing dates recorded bypre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents andguessing that the Earth is a couple of generationsold.!

4- You believe that the entire population of thisplanet wi th the exception of those who share yourbeliefs -- though excluding those in all rivalsects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell ofSuffering. And yet you consider your religion themost 'tolerant' and 'loving'.

3- While modern science, history, geology, biology,and physics have failed to convince you otherwise,some idiot rolling around on the floor, speaking in'tongues,' may be all the evidence you need.

2- You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when itcomes to answered prayers. You consider that to beevidence that prayer works. And you think that theremaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1- You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, andchurch history -- but still call yourself a"Christian."

got that from some atheist website in the "humour" section. hmmm.. if you've read all the way here, dont you hate to but have to agree with the No.1 sign? it's really quite disheartening and the worst thing is that we're not doing much about it.

that aside, haha liverpool won facup! i was SHOCKED when i saw them up against westham. oh yay yay yay.

i miss chapel