Question: What is the full form of math.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student: A holiday

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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far

haha...oh my. miss those times when i could busy myself with joke loading.. now even if you put 1dollar into me, i wouldn't be able to generate a joke spontaneously. but i must say i was very on form ytd. i made Csq laugh like siao.for sth i cant rmb. because i rmb laughing v hard at myself too