TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
What you do when you have 2 cows :
You have two cows.
You sell one and bought a baby bull.
Nurse and feed it well;
They mate, your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You invest & kept the gains into the country reserve,
You sell them and everyone retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You mortgage both of them to the bank & obtain investment for two more cows,
Then re-mortgage the investment the four cows for eight cows and continue to
do likewise,
The financial market was flooding with mortgages & investments in cow's
assets,
No one knows where & who owned the original 2 cow's ...... ?
Then these 2 original cows grew old & eventually died,
You are surprised when there's No Asset to back up the mortgage or repay the
loan ???
Finally, You ask the govt to bail out the collapse financial cow's market !

A FRENCH CORPORATION!
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them
World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk
themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch..

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them..
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now
want RM1.20.
The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk that comes
from recycled cows or the cow urine instead.
Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.

And last but not least,

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
One "cow-peh" and one "cow-bu".

i don't understand some parts cos i dno my geography and worldnews very well.im a disgrace to my father. but just for laughs ;for intellectual friends.

ULTRA AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have 1000 cows, and decided that its too many. So you lay off 500 cows, and saved the company $10M. As a result, the company rewarded you with an additional S$12M in bonus for improving the company P&L.

my uncle added that in. xiao shu. hes a damn intelligent man.

fyi for regular visitors (hahahh), the previous post is confusing for yall.i'm talking about different people. in fact, most of my posts are jumping from a thought to another. every new paragraph is a new topic.sometimes . so don't bother to speculate anything. but you'll not get anything out of it. unless you know me well enough.(fyi as a gauge, janell doesn't know what i'm saying)

Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
妻： 要吃晚餐嗎？
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
夫： 當然！我可以選擇嗎？
Wife : 'Yes or no.'
妻：要或不要。

that is so damn hilarious. maybe i shld try it on a hogbreaths customer one day.

i am reminded of a night whn laoshi asked me to organise a chinese gathering for us because we all passed chinese a's.(YAY =) i got merit for oral some more) then after dinner we went to her place and a few of us touched on the topic of 'arranged marriages'. yes freedom of choice and all that shit .but i see a lot of good that they can give

i saw two alternatives my future could take. either one, the cute auntie with cap, towel, long pants smiling and waving at the finish line. or the still v skinny, toned, sweaty, panting like crazy, look like crazy ,be second at the finish line. or ohya none. haha, i've decided no more expectations shld be made anymore lah. i keep disappointing myself sucks shit. macqueen wont take it for an ans but 'see how' .and laugh when i see myself at either option.

i just got mistaken for a 15year old. the photographer unskilled .whole day take marrying couples then never see kids dno how to gauge