hello. update on my life:
1.i'm stopping trg cos i've started studying recently only --> no time to study & train. sry guys. (OH YA. my prelims are next wk.aka TMR)
2. my studying-speed is as fast as the earth orbits ard the sun. anybody who wants to be a hao gong ming pls call my house and say smth like ," hey tiff! i want to help you with your work." (ask ard for my home phone if you really want to be hao gong ming. i give you sticker) eng math amath scis etc. anything!!!!
3. MY PHONE IS SPOILT COS MY BRO DUNKED IT INTO THE TOILETBOWL. so dont think i'm ignoring you if you call or sms me then got no response. call my house.
4. i've eng papers tmr :( not really in the right mood to cook up some story and earn the teacher's respect. my thoughts are haywired. #*@()#*DJSKAJLd. i cant even think straight .how to write story? and i dont like writing recount. i dont like writing EXPOSITORY. >:(
5. i'm falling sick. pls pray for me!
6. i'm not at church now cos i think i shld study.but ya. i'm here updating abt my lfie. see how easily annoyed i get? ( "update leh" "update hur hur") --> whatever e exact words.

7.MY DAD SENT ME SUPER SUPER SUPER FUNNY JOKES.(ignore the ? s)

After completing a?jigsaw?puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags. "FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims. "YOU?ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS".

Ah?Beng?is?filling?up an application form for a job. He supplied the information?for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question. After much thought, he writes " Yes "

this's a true account. a lady was filling up the form then
Name:
Age:
Sex: (she wrote yes/no)
go figure.

and the best i've yet to see:
After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

8. pls pray for the sec4s!